Total Medals Earned: 259 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,440 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/300 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/445 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/280 points)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (75/500 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Combine two bubbles
Pop at least 4 "Number 2"s bubbles together
With one movement pop 3 different groups
Survive Timed mode for at least 4 minutes
Reach a MAX Number of 5 in any difficulty
Reach a MAX Number of 6 in any difficulty
Reach a MAX Number of 7 in any difficulty
Reach a MAX Number of 8 in any difficulty
Reach a MAX Number of 9 in any difficulty
Pop a group of "Number 10"s
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.
Reach level 2 in Arcade mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.
Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).
Reach level 3 in Arcade mode
Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Find your first host and possess it.
Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.
Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.
Narrow the list of suspects down to one. The end is near!
Sarah was right
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
